Lobotomy Room DJ Set List at Fontaine's 30 November 2018

/ Early line-up of the glorious bad girls of rhythm and blues, the Ikettes from the Ike and Tina Turner Revue: Jessie Smith, Robbie Montgomery and Venetta Fields. I played the Ikettes' song "I'm Blue" in my set / 

From the Facebook event page:

Revel in sleaze, voodoo and rock’n’roll - when incredibly bizarre dance party Lobotomy Room returns to the basement Bamboo Lounge of Dalston’s most unique nite spot Fontaine’s! Friday 30 November!

Lobotomy Room! Where sin lives! A punkabilly booze party! Sensual and depraved! A spectacle of decadence! A Mondo Trasho evening of Beat, Beat Beatsville Beatnik Rock’n’Roll! Bad Music for Bad People! Rockabilly Psychosis! Wailing Rhythm and Blues! Punk cretin hops! White Trash Rockers! Kitsch! Exotica! Curiosities! Think John Waters soundtracks, or Songs the Cramps Taught Us, hosted by Graham Russell. Expect desperate stabs from the jukebox jungle! Savage rhythms to make you writhe and rock! 

Admission: gratuit - that’s French for FREE!

Lobotomy Room: Faster. Further. Filthier.

It’s sleazy. It’s grubby. It’s trashy - you’ll love it!

A tawdry good time guaranteed!

/ “There’s no stoppin’ the cretins from hoppin’ / You gotta keep it beatin’ for all the hoppin’ cretins …” /

Following our insane, triumphant and vomit-splattered Halloween spectacular in October, incredibly bizarre dance party Lobotomy Room returned to the Polynesian splendor of Fontaine’s basement Bamboo Lounge on Friday 30 November 2018. Could we maintain that urgent, desperately frantic momentum? Oh, hell yeah! Mainly thanks to birthday girl Kit and her group of friends!  Wild, uninhibited, hungry-for-kicks – they were the ideal Lobotomy Room crowd! 

And for once we have documentary evidence! Justyna did double-duty on the night as bartender and nightclub photographer!

Here's what I played ...

Mau Mau - The Fabulous Wailers
Exotic - The Sentinels
Katanga - Ike Turner and His Kings of Rhythm
Monkey Bird - The Revels
Kismiaz - The Cramps
I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramonetures
I'm Blue (The Gong-Gong Song) - The Ikettes
Party Lights - Claudine Clark
I Don't Need You No More - The Rumblers
Drive Daddy Drive - Little Sylvia
I Live the Life I Love - Esquerita
I'm Comin' Over - X
Chicken Grabber - The Nite Hawks
Chicken Rock - Fat Daddy Holmes
Run Chicken Run - Link Wray
Chicken Walk - Hasil Adkins
Chicken - The Cramps
Jukebox Babe - Alan Vega
Atomic Bongos - Lydia Lunch
Media Blitz - The Germs
Teenage Lobotomy - The Ramones
Riding with a Movie Star - L7
Woo-Hoo - The Rock-A-Teens
I Walk Like Jayne Mansfield - The 5,6.7.8s
That Makes It - Jayne Mansfield
Wiped-Out - The Escorts
Pedro Pistolas Twist - Los Twisters
Peter Gunn Twist - The Jesters
Peter Gunn Locomotion - The Delmonas
Bombora - The Original Surfaris
Here Comes the Bug - The Rumblers
Jane in the Jungle - The 5.6.7.8s
Road Runner - The Fabulous Wailers
Vampira - The Misfits
Forming - The Germs
Viva Las Vegas - Nina Hagen
Be Bop a Lula - Alan Vega
Breathless - X
Let's Have a Party - Wanda Jackson
Wild, Wild Party - Charlie Feathers
Rock Around the Clock - The Sex Pistols
Jailhouse Rock - Masaaki Hirao
My Baby Does the Hanky Panky - Rita Chao and The Quests
Bang Bang - Betty Chung
Gostaria de Saber (River Deep, Mountain High) - Wanderlea
Harley Davidson - Brigitte Bardot
Touch the Leather - The Fat White Family
Somethin' Else - Sid Vicious
Whistle Bait - Larry Collins
Jim Dandy - Sara Lee and The Spades
Juvenile Delinquent - Ronnie Allen
Garbage Man - The Cramps
Rockin' Bones - Ronnie Dawson
Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On - Big Maybelle
Let's Go Baby - Billy Eldridge
Fools Rush In - Ricky Nelson
Devil in Disguise - Elvis Presley
He's the One - Ike and Tina Turner
You're Driving Me Crazy - Dorothy Berry
Sweet Little Pussycat - Andre Williams
The Pussycat Song - Connie Vannett
Scorpion - The Carnations
Suey - Jayne Mansfield
Pass the Hatchet - Roger and The Gypsies
Year 1 - X
Boss - The Rumblers
Muleskinner Blues - The Fendermen
Shortnin' Bread - The Readymen
Batman Theme - Link Wray
Love Me - The Phantoms
I Stubbed My Toe - Bryan "Legs" Walker
Revelion - The Revels
Steel Pier - The Impacts
Black Tarantula - Jody Reynolds
Margaya - The Fender Four
Tina's Dilemma - Ike and Tina Turner
Esquerita and The Voola - Esquerita
Intoxica - The Revels
Ultra Twist - The Cramps
Twistin' the Night Away - Divine
Cretin Hop - The Ramones
C'mon Everybody - Sid Vicious
Blitzkreig Bop - The Ramonetures
Nothing Matters Anymore - The Alley Cats
Heartbreak Hotel - Buddy Love
Ring of Fire - The Earls of Suave
Comin' Home, Baby - The Delmonas
Lucille - Masaaki Hirao
The Girl Can't Help It - Little Richard
Treat Me Right - Mae West
Roll with Me Henry - Etta James
Shake Appeal - Iggy and The Stooges
Nausea - X
Your Phone's Off the Hook - The Ramonetures
Steppin' Stone - The Sex Pistols
Jim Dandy - Ann-Margret
Woman - Peggy Lee
These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Mrs Miller
How Does That Grab You Darlin'? Nancy Sinatra
Aphrodisiac - Bow Wow Wow
Let's Go Sexin' - James Intveld
Bossa Nova Baby - Elvis Presley
Don't Be Cruel - Bill Black Combo
Cry-baby - The Honey Sisters
Johnny Are You Queer? Josie Cotton
What Do You Think I Am? Ike and Tina Turner
My Way - Nina Hagen
One Night of Sin - Elvis Presley

/ Booze party! Wild! Wild! Wild! /

Listen to the strange’n’sleazy sounds of Lobotomy Room from the safety of your own home! I’ve knocked together a Spotify playlist based on what I played at the November dance party.  (For accuracy, disable the shuffle function!). It’s only approximate because some tracks were unavailable on Spotify: The Revels are barely represented on there at all! Other missing songs include Betty Chung’s Mandarin language cover of “Bang Bang”, Josie Cotton’s immortal “Johnny Are You Queer?” Nina Hagen’s berserk rendition of “My Way” and Bryan “Legs” Walker’s drunken hillbilly rant “I Stubbed My Toe.” Spotify – sort out these glaring omissions! Anyway, explore the Wild, Wild World of Lobotomy Room here. 

Upcoming events: at Lobotomy Room, we have all your festive needs covered in December 2018! 

Next film club:

Lobotomy Room Goes to the Movies is the FREE monthly film club downstairs at Fontaine’s bar (Dalston’s most unique nite spot!) devoted to Bad Movies We Love (our motto: Bad Movies for Bad People), specialising in the kitsch, the cult and the queer! For the final cinema club of 2018 (on Wednesday 19 December), let’s wind things down with a crowd-pleaser – John Water’s delirious 1981 black comedy Polyester! A parody of 1950s “women’s pictures”, Polyester sees 300-pound drag monster / leading lady Divine cast against type (and giving one of his definitive performances) in a rare sympathetic role, as long-suffering suburban housewife Francine Fishpaw! It’s an apt choice for last film of 2018 for two reasons: 2018 represented the 100th anniversary of the birth of beloved punk granny Edith Massey (1918 –1984) and Polyester represents her last appearance in a John Waters film. And dreamboat leading man Tab Hunter (1931 – 2018) died earlier this year. 

Doors to the basement Bamboo Lounge open at 8 pm. Film starts at 8:30 pm prompt. Arrive early to grab a seat and order a drink! We can accommodate 30 people maximum. First come, first serve! Note that Fontaine’s Christmas cocktail menu will be available, and the featured cocktail of the night is hot buttered rum!

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Next Dance Party:

Feeling jaded after Christmas? Didn’t get those cha cha heels you wanted? Come head-bang away those post-Christmas blues at Lobotomy Room! Friday 28 December 2018!

Yes! Revel in sleaze, voodoo and rock’n’roll - when incredibly bizarre dance party Lobotomy Room returns to the basement Bamboo Lounge of Dalston’s most unique nite spot Fontaine’s! 

Lobotomy Room! Where sin lives! A punkabilly booze party! Sensual and depraved! A spectacle of decadence! A Mondo Trasho evening of Beat, Beat Beatsville Beatnik Rock’n’Roll! Bad Music for Bad People! Rockabilly Psychosis! Wailing Rhythm and Blues! Punk cretin hops! White Trash Rockers! Kitsch! Exotica! Curiosities! Think John Waters soundtracks, or Songs the Cramps Taught Us, hosted by Graham Russell. Expect desperate stabs from the jukebox jungle! Savage rhythms to make you writhe and rock! 

Admission: gratuit - that’s French for FREE!

Lobotomy Room: Faster. Further. Filthier.

It’s sleazy. It’s grubby. It’s trashy - you’ll love it!

Let's end the year on a note of sleazy desperation!

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Further reading: 

In August 2018 I spoke my brains to To Do List magazine about the wild, wild world of Lobotomy Room, the monthly cinema club – and my lonely one-man mission to return a bit of raunch, sleaze and “adult situations” to London’s nightlife! Read it - if you must - here. 

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Reflections on ... Seven Sinners (1940)

From the Facebook events page:

This November, the Lobotomy Room film club turns three! (We debuted on 24 November 2015). To mark the occasion, we’re taking a sentimental journey and re-visiting the first film we ever screened: Seven Sinners (1940).

The seven films director Josef von Sternberg and his muse and leading lady Marlene Dietrich made together between 1930 and 1935 were dark, erotic, witty and sublime works of art. Together they honed Dietrich's complex, sultry and feline persona and brought a whiff of genuine Weimar decadence to mainstream Hollywood. By comparison Seven Sinners (made after Dietrich and Sternberg’s personal and professional relationship imploded) is pure trash - but campy, enjoyable fun trash of the highest order! It’s a romantic comedy starring Dietrich as good time girl nightclub chanteuse Bijou Blanche, set adrift and stirring up trouble in a South Seas port, while pursuing a hunky naval officer (played by a young and still relatively unknown John Wayne). Just wait until you see perennial Lobotomy Room favourite Dietrich crooning “The Man’s in the Navy” in full butch military drag king mode!

Come sink a few cocktails, surrender to the allure of Marlene Dietrich and celebrate the cinema club’s third birthday on Wednesday 21 November!

Lobotomy Room Goes to the Movies is the FREE monthly film club downstairs at Fontaine’s bar (Dalston’s most unique nite spot!) devoted to Bad Movies We Love (our motto: Bad Movies for Bad People), specialising in the kitsch, the cult and the queer! Doors to the basement Bamboo Lounge open at 8 pm. Film starts at 8:30 pm prompt. We can accommodate thirty people maximum on film nights. Arrive early to grab a seat and order a drink!

Firstly, one of the reasons I love showing this particular film at Fontaine’s is that most of the action in Seven Sinners takes place in a bamboo-covered Polynesian-style Tiki bar – which is essentially what the Bamboo Lounge is! It’s an immersive “you-are-there” cinema experience!

Some quick context: like her Golden Age Hollywood contemporaries Joan Crawford and Bette Davis, Dietrich had an impressively long, decades-spanning career (she’d appeared in German silent films in the twenties, made her Hollywood debut in 1930 and retired from performing in the seventies) with ups and downs and peaks and troughs and a series of glorious “comebacks”. Alongside peers Crawford, Mae West, Greta Garbo and Katherine Hepburn Dietrich was declared “box office poison” in 1938 because her recent films had hemorrhaged money at the cinema.  (They’re rightly acclaimed as unassailable masterpieces now, but at the time Dietrich’s last few collaborations with Sternberg tanked commercially).

But Dietrich bounced back triumphantly as brassy saloon girl-with-a-heart-of-gold Frenchy in the hit Western Destry Rides Again (1939), and Seven Sinners captures her on the upswing. With these back-to-back roles, Dietrich proved herself a more durable and resilient performer than previously given credit for: she was skilled at adapting and updating her persona while keeping her ineffably world-weary and sultry essence intact. Man-hungry, trouble-making, fun-loving chanteuse Bijou Blanche (“I’m a bad influence”, she purrs), is clearly in the lineage of Dietrich’s “noble harlots” with a shady past (think of Amy Jolly in Morocco (1930) or Shanghai Lili in Shanghai Express (1932)) but this time played for laughs. In a relaxed, beguiling comedic performance, Dietrich displays warmer, earthier and more approachable facets than in the earlier Sternberg films.  

Tay Garnett (1894 - 1977) - the director of Seven Sinners - was efficient and low-brow in comparison to intellectual and temperamental poet-of-film Josef von Sternberg. But Garnett clearly learned a thing or two about how to present his leading lady from Sternberg. She gets some dreamy close-ups with her face enigmatically half-concealed behind veils, one of Sternberg’s favourite techniques. (Bijou is ostensibly a down-on-her-luck nightclub singer – but has a dazzling wardrobe and seems to have a matching parasol for every outfit change).

Bijou is French (at one point she wistfully reminisces about her childhood in a Marseilles convent school). Interestingly, Dietrich - Germany’s most famous export - only occasionally portrayed German characters onscreen. She just as frequently played French, Austrian, Russian – even Spanish! In her films, she didn’t necessarily signify explicit German-ness but rather a conception of all-purpose European sophistication.

The partnership of Dietrich and John Wayne together might sound incongruous, but in fact her Continental elegance contrasts nicely with monosyllabic all-American cowboy types (by Seven Sinners she’d already starred opposite Gary Cooper and James Stewart. Interestingly, apparently Tyrone Power was the original choice for the role of Lieutenant Dan Brent - a much prettier and very different actor to Wayne. Dietrich and Power wouldn't feature together until Witness for the Prosecution in 1957).

This is Tay Garnett explaining how Wayne got cast in in the film (quoted in Flesh and Fantasy by Penny Stallings, 1978):

“We needed a tough he-man type who could use his fists and decided to borrow him from Republic. His name was John Wayne. Marlene had the choice of all of her leading men. I decided not to mention Wayne to her, but simply to place him in the Universal commissary where she couldn’t miss seeing him. He stood between us and our table as we walked in for lunch, chatting with a couple of actresses I had set up. She swept past him, then swiveled on her heel and looked him up and down like he were a prime rib at Chasen’s. As we sat down, she whispered right in my ear, “Daddy, buy me that!” I said, “Honey, it’s settled. You got him.”  Then, at a prearranged signal, Wayne came to the table. If you didn’t know what was gonna happen, you’d be as blind as a bit pony. Their relationship got off like a firework display. They were crazy about each other, but every man on the picture wanted her. I did, but she wouldn’t lay.” 

Tay Garnett - what a class act! Dietrich and Wayne would make two more films together: The Spoilers and Pittsburgh (both 1942) but neither is as anywhere as good as Seven Sinners. The difference was Seven Sinners is primarily a Marlene Dietrich film featuring John Wayne, and the later two are John Wayne films featuring (and wasting!) Marlene Dietrich.

Speaking of partnerships:  poker-faced Russia-born character actor Mischa Auer (1905 – 1967) steals every scene he appears in as Bijou’s sidekick, magician and pickpocket Sasha. He and Dietrich make a great comedy double-act. (They appeared onscreen together three times: Destry Rides Again (1939), Seven Sinners (1940) and The Flame of New Orleans (1941). Honourable mention must go to Oscar Homolka as a genuinely sleazy and threatening villain.

A convention of all of Dietrich’s best films is finding a pretext for her to wear male attire. It could be argued Dietrich is never sexier than in lesbian chic / “comme des garçons” mode. In Seven Sinners she memorably dons male drag to throatily warble “The Man’s in the Navy”. One of the fascinating things about Dietrich is how her coolly detached persona refuses to date or get old. She’s eternally modern! A lot of the hot topic buzzwords of 2018 like androgyny, unisex and being genderfluid, ambisexual or pansexual – Dietrich just effortlessly was all those things. And she was doing it over eighty years ago! She was a product of the Weimar Berlin cabaret milieu of the twenties, frequented drag bars and was openly bisexual off-screen. She brought that kind of nonchalant European kinkiness to mainstream Hollywood films. (And many of the looks she created all those decades ago are still being referenced in photo shoots and pop videos by the likes of Madonna, Grace Jones and Kate Moss today).

 

/ Above: Dietrich in Seven Sinners. Below: the cover of Grace Jones' 1978 single "Autumn Leaves"

/ Below: Raquel Welch in the film Myra Breckenridge (1970) /

No spoilers but for a film offering so much raunchy good-natured fun, Seven Sinners ends on a surprisingly bittersweet and melancholic note. Remember: the plot is loosely inspired by the opera Madam Butterfly, and in her films, Dietrich doesn’t always get her man. In the 1940s, once America’s involvement in World War II kicked-in, Hollywood films with messages about the nobility of self-sacrifice would abound.

I’ll give Dietrich’s definitive biographer Stephen Bach (author of Marlene Dietrich: Life and Legend (1992) the last word: “Marlene’s jaunty adventures in the South Seas had no higher ambition than amusement, and the picture is the most effortlessly entertaining movie-movie she ever made. Her glamour was never so accessible nor self-parody so cheerful … Bijou is the character that defined Marlene for the decade to come: tough but touchable, seductive but funny. She was a realist with scruples and a sense of humour. She never gave a more likable performance in her life.”

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Halloween Lobotomy Room Dance Party DJ Set List 26 October 2018

From the Facebook event page:

It’s creepy and it’s kooky … mysterious and spooky … it’s all together ooky … it’s the Lobotomy Room Halloween dance party! Revel in sleaze, voodoo and rock’n’roll on Friday 26 October at the punkiest, Cramps-iest, kitschiest low-brow Halloween bash this accursed month! Downstairs at Fontaine’s bar (Dalston’s most unique nite spot!). 

Lobotomy Room! Where sin lives! A punkabilly booze party! Sensual and depraved! A spectacle of decadence! A Mondo Trasho evening of Beat, Beat Beatsville Beatnik Rock’n’Roll! Campy 1950s and 60s Halloween novelty songs played LOUD, with added Rockabilly Psychosis! Wailing Rhythm and Blues! Punk cretin hops! White Trash Rockers! Kitsch! Exotica! Curiosities! Think John Waters soundtracks and Songs The Cramps Taught Us! Vintage horror films played on the big screen all night!

Featuring special guests:

Hailing from New Zealand, instrumental electric guitar duo SPARKLING DUET (the Lux Interior and Poison Ivy of Stoke Newington!) will be playing a special Halloween preternatural edition of their show, covering classic and obscure 50’s and 60’s surf, psych, exotica and rockabilly tunes with a haunted twist! 

AND burlesque showgirls deluxe TRIXIE MALICIOUS and MYSTI VINE!

Fontaine’s special Halloween-themed cocktail menu available on the night!

Admission: gratuit - that’s French for FREE!

The Halloween Lobotomy Room club at Fontaine’s was insane!  This was by far our biggest Lobotomy Room crowd ever. (“Maximum capacity” for Fontaine's basement Bamboo Lounge is meant to be sixty people. I’m pretty sure we wildly exceeded that at various points!). In fact, both upstairs and downstairs were crammed, and the queues for both bars were about four or five people deep. How did all these new people hear about our event?! And it was hip, gorgeous people. I hope some photos from the night surface!

/ I had no opportunity to take any photos myself – but I seem to recall the crowd looking a lot like this /

(In fact, I put out an appeal on Facebook and some of the attendees kindly posted some pics from the night. If more photos surface I will add them)

/ Sparkling Duet (with guest drummer Tina from Das Clamps) by Robin Shrubsole /

/ Mysti Vine by Nicky Barron-Orange / 

/ Glamorous attendee! Photo via Nicky Barron-Orange. Ruby (proprietoress of Fontaine's) really outdid herself with the Halloween-themed cocktail menu this year! /

/ In an ideal world, we would have had these vintage skull'n'bones highball stirrers! /

/ The sole photo of me all night! With mother and daughter duo Paula and Tara /

I won’t lie: there were some stressful meltdown moments where my blood pressure was pumping! To coordinate the acts, Fontaine’s boss lady Ruby and I were meant to liaise throughout the night, but we were overwhelmed by the crush of people and she was too harassed and busy behind the bar coping with the voracious demand for cocktails. Our first burlesque performer (effervescent Trixie Malicious, who evokes 1950s platinum blonde sex kittens in the tradition of Jayne Mansfield and Mamie Van Doren) had a lighting cue for me: I was meant to kill the stage lights when she made a certain gesture and then she’d switch-on her lit-up bra. But there was such a dense crowd I couldn’t properly see Trixie from the DJ booth. I had to stand on a step ladder! (Luckily her number went off without a hitch).

But the absolute nadir was the completely unanticipated projectile vomiting incident. There were three or four hetero “bro” types by the front who were clearly extremely drunk but digging the scene and seemingly harmless and friendly enough. Midway through Sparkling Duet’s set I glanced up to see these guys abruptly leaving. It soon became evident why. I started noticing that people were backing away from the centre and sort of plastering themselves against the DJ booth at the back of the room. Newcomers would arrive, walk forward, and then promptly step back! Then Trixie rushed over to me and gasped, “Someone has vomited up the wall! I better see if there’s a mop upstairs!” Sure enough, one of the bros hadn’t just spewed on the floor: he'd sprayed a full-on dramatic Linda-Blair-in-The Exorcist job up the wall! And it was copious and chunky-style, with that creamed corn / porridge consistency. Ruby quickly pole-vaulted over the bar and swung into action with a mop, bucket, disinfectant and paper towels. I have never seen her more livid! Anyway, can we just agree that the puke added to the night’s gritty punk rock authenticity? (In fact, the second time I ever The Cramps play in Montreal - at The Spectrum in 1992 - there was a pungent and lingering stench of vomit emanating from the mosh pit. It added to the ambiance! We all just embraced it and got on with it!).

Once Sparkling Duet finished, a big percentage of the crowd (traumatized by the vomit) beat a hasty retreat upstairs. The final performer of the night – the glamazonian Mysti Vine – was still due to perform, so I did my best to reassure everyone that the Bamboo Lounge was well and truly cleaned and coax them back down. That led to the next incident: the battery on the iPhone with Mysti’s music decided to sputter-out right at the beginning of her act! Mortifying! Many performers would have justifiably panicked. Mysti is such a seasoned and durable show business pro she just styled it out and the audience cheered and clapped her on until Ruby secured an iPhone charger and she was able to start over. Phew!

/ Fontaine's Halloween decor by florist-to-the-stars Pal Griffiths. Photo by Nicky Barron-Orange /

Special mention must be paid to the night’s onstage special guest stars (I don’t normally feature bands or burlesque acts at Lobotomy Room, but this was our deluxe Halloween spectacular).  Sparkling Duet is the side project of Clare and Shaun from the awesome Night Shades. They play ultra-minimalist, menacing and ghostly surf and rock’n’roll instrumentals (for some songs they were joined by guest drummer Tina from Das Clamps and Oh! Gunquit) and fit the Lobotomy Room aesthetic like a tight, wet t-shirt! And the audience worshiped them! Both Trixie Malicious (whose musical backing was classic Las Vegas Grind tittyshaker “It”by The Regal-aires) and Mysti Vine (who was swathed in a gold cape, doing a voodoo priestess number) also well and truly slayed.

/ Sparkling Duet (the Lux Interior and Poison Ivy of Stoke Newington!). Photo by Andreia Lemos /

/ Voodoo enchantress Mysti Vine /

Anyway, the night continued until almost 2 am. There was so much going on and so much rushing around, I couldn’t focus properly and wasn’t in as complete control of the music as I would have liked. In retrospect, there were so many songs I meant to play and forgot to (“Goo Goo Muck” by Ronnie and The Gaylads! "Rockin' in the Graveyard" by Jackie Morningstar! "Graveyard Rock" by Tarantula Ghoul! Or maybe I did play some of these: I did drink a lot and for a whole long section of the night I stopped jotting down my set list). As you can see, I emphasized campy 1950s and 60s Halloween novelty tunes for first half of the night (I saved “Monster Mash” until near the end as a climax!) and then – when the acts had finished, and people wanted to dance – switched to fast’n’dirty punk and rockabilly.  I suspect the last thing anyone wants to listen to in November is Halloween music (I could happily listen to vintage Halloween novelty tunes all year!), but here is my Halloween  Spotify playlist.

/ Illustration by Pippa Toole / 

Some final observations: 21 October represented the birthday of much-missed feral, foaming-at-the-mouth Cramps frontman Lux Interior (21 October 1946 – 4 February 2009). Night Shades re-interpreted multiple Cramps-related tunes in their set. Their guest drummer Tina’s band Das Clamps is a female duo Cramps tribute band. And I’ve never had so many requests Cramps songs! Lux’s ghost definitely haunted proceedings at the Halloween Lobotomy Room. 

Also: normally at Lobotomy Room club nights I project vintage homo porn or Bettie Page / Irving Klaw striptease films on the big screen for extra sleaze appeal. To add to the Halloween vibe, this time I screened Orgy of the Dead (1965) on an endless loop on the big screen instead as a backdrop – the Ed Wood Jr-scripted sexploitation / horror movie (filmed “in Gorgeous Astravision and Shocking Sexicolour!”) featuring a bevy of bouffant-haired topless go-go dancers shakin’ it in a mist-enshrouded graveyard. It made an impression! Several people came up and demanded, “What movie is this?!” So now I’m on a one-man mission to make Orgy of the Dead an official festive Halloween cult film! 

Here's what I played:

Night of The Vampire - The Moontrekkers
Do the Zombie - The Symbols
Monster in Black Tights - Screaming Lord Sutch

Drac's Back - Billy Demarco and Count Dracula#

I'd Rather Be Burned as a Witch - Eartha Kitt

I Was a Teenage Werewolf - The Cramps

Spooky - Lydia Lunch

She is My Witch - The Earls of Suave

Blood Shot - The String Kings

Midnight Stroll - The Revels

Sinners - Freddie and The Hitchhikers

Monster Surfing Time - The Deadly Ones

Nightmare Mash - Billy Lee Riley

King Kong - Tarantula Ghoul

Voodoo Walk - Sonny Richard's Panics with Cindy and Misty

Vampira - Bobby Bare

The Munsters' Theme - Milton DeLugg and Orchestra

Frankenstein's Den - The Hollywood Flames

Addams Family Theme - The Fiends

Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon - The Cramps

Bo Meets The Monster - Bo Diddley

Rigor Mortis - The Gravestone Four

Coolest Little Monster - Zacherley

Mau Mau - The Fabulous Wailers

Kismiaz - The Cramps

Katanga - Ike Turner and His Kings of Rhythm

Monkey Bird - The Revels

I Don't Need You No More - The Rumblers

Three Cool Chicks - The 5,6,7,8s

Bombora - The Original Surfaris

Your Phone's Off the Hook - X

Riding with a Movie Star - L7

Monster Mash - Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Batman - Link Wray 

Pedro Pistolas Twist - Los Twisters

Jukebox Babe - Alan Vega

Atomic Bongos - Lydia Lunch

Comin' Home - The Delmonas

Garbage Man - The Cramps

Ring of Fire - The Earls of Suave

Boss - The Rumblers

Wild, Wild Party - Charlie Feathers

Let's Have a Party - Wanda Jackson

Let's Go Baby - Billy Eldridge

Year 1 - X

I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramonetures

Viva Las Vegas - Nina Hagen

Go Wild in the Country - Bow Wow Wow

C'mon Everybody - The Sex Pistols

Tina's Dilemma - Ike and Tina Turner

The Swag - Link Wray

Jim Dandy - Ann-Margret

Muleskinner Blues - The Fendermen

Shortnin' Bread - The Readymen

Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen

Chicken Walk - Hasil Adkins

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Next film club

This November, the Lobotomy Room film club turns three! (We debuted on 24 November 2015). To mark the occasion, we’re taking a sentimental journey and re-visiting the first film we ever screened: Seven Sinners (1940).

The seven films director Josef von Sternberg and his muse and leading lady Marlene Dietrich made together between 1930 and 1935 were dark, erotic, witty and sublime works of art. Together they honed Dietrich's complex, sultry and feline persona and brought a whiff of genuine Weimar decadence to mainstream Hollywood. By comparison Seven Sinners (made after Dietrich and von Sternberg’s personal and professional relationship imploded) is pure trash - but campy, enjoyable fun trash of the highest order! It’s a romantic comedy starring Dietrich as good time girl nightclub chanteuse Bijou Blanche, set adrift and stirring up trouble in a South Seas port, while pursuing a hunky naval officer (played by a young and still relatively unknown John Wayne). Just wait until you see perennial Lobotomy Room favourite Dietrich crooning “The Man’s in the Navy” in full butch military drag king mode!

Come sink a few cocktails, surrender to the allure of Marlene Dietrich and celebrate the cinema club’s third birthday on Wednesday 21 November!

Lobotomy Room Goes to the Movies is the FREE monthly film club downstairs at Fontaine’s bar (Dalston’s most unique nite spot!) devoted to Bad Movies We Love (our motto: Bad Movies for Bad People), specialising in the kitsch, the cult and the queer! Doors to the basement Bamboo Lounge open at 8 pm. Film starts at 8:30 pm prompt. We can accommodate thirty people maximum on film nights. Arrive early to grab a seat and order a drink!

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Next dance party

Revel in sleaze, voodoo and rock’n’roll - when incredibly bizarre dance party Lobotomy Room returns to the basement Bamboo Lounge of Dalston’s most unique nite spot Fontaine’s! Friday 30 November!

Lobotomy Room! Where sin lives! A punkabilly booze party! Sensual and depraved! A spectacle of decadence! A Mondo Trasho evening of Beat, Beat Beatsville Beatnik Rock’n’Roll! Bad Music for Bad People! Rockabilly Psychosis! Wailing Rhythm and Blues! Twisted Tittyshakers! Punk cretin hops! White Trash Rockers! Kitsch! Exotica! Curiosities and Other Weird Shit! Think John Waters soundtracks, or Songs the Cramps Taught Us, hosted by Graham Russell. Expect desperate stabs from the jukebox jungle! Savage rhythms to make you writhe and rock! Vintage erotica projected on the big screen all night for your adult viewing pleasure!

One FREE signature Lobotomy Room cocktail for the first twenty entrants!

Admission: gratuit - that’s French for FREE!

Lobotomy Room: Faster. Further. Filthier.

It’s sleazy. It’s grubby. It’s trashy - you’ll love it!

A tawdry good time guaranteed!

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Further reading:

In August 2018 I spoke my brains to To Do List magazine about the wild, wild world of Lobotomy Room, the monthly cinema club – and my lonely one-man mission to return a bit of raunch, sleaze and “adult situations” to London’s nightlife! Read it - if you must - here. 

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