Friday, 11 September 2015

Is That All There Is? The Strange Life of Peggy Lee


[I wrote this book review for the essential Beige website earlier this summer. I’m posting it here too for posterity. I know from when I used to write for alternative arts and culture Nude magazine, online articles can sometimes vanish over time]

Author James Gavin has previously written absorbing biographies of twentieth century jazz luminaries like Chet Baker and Lena Horne. In his latest effort he focuses on definitive sultry blonde torch singer Peggy Lee (1920 – 2002).

As with his earlier subjects Gavin writes with precision and eloquence about their artistry and the qualities that made them unique. For Lee, it was her trademark alluring cool restraint and ultra-minimalism. Vocally she conveyed maximum emotional (and erotic) impact with little more than a smoky, languid murmur (“a tough purr,” Gavin calls it “... that kicked open the bedroom door”).  Without ever resorting to wailing, belting or breaking a sweat, Lee – arguably the great white jazz seductress of the last century - could be alternately soulful, sensual, bluesy, melancholy or swinging.  Her primary vocal influences were the intimate, effortless conversational styling of Bing Crosby and Billie Holiday. (According to Gavin, the latter actively resented the younger white upstart scoring hits from her songbook and getting rich in the process. “She stole every goddamn thing I sing,” Holiday reportedly grumbled). Presentation-wise, Lee emulated her idol Marlene Dietrich (flattering and dramatic onstage lighting, glittering sequinned gowns).

Reading Gavin’s insightful analysis, you find yourself yearning to re-visit Lee’s definitive musical statements like the finger-snapping “Fever”, the swirling Latin exotica of “Lover”(which Lee attacked “like a panther in heat”), “Johnny Guitar”, “I’m a Woman” (“a feminist anthem with a stripper beat”), “Black Coffee” and the supremely world-weary “Is That All There Is?”

But let’s face it, Beige readers like a bit of sensationalism and Gavin doesn’t disappoint: the gossip here is juicy. Gavin is exceptionally good on the neuroses, addictions and personal demons that drove the anguished musicians he writes about. His descriptions of the ageing and increasingly dysfunctional and self-destructive Lee’s twilight years ensconced in the darkened bedroom of her Hollywood mansion are almost eerie, verging on Sunset Boulevard or Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? territory.

Lee’s serene and glamorous show business mask concealed a troubled, anxious and insecure woman. Onstage and on record her trademark persona was misty, mellow and slightly boozy. In fact Lee typically took to the concert stage benumbed and floating on a cloud of intoxicants. As Gavin reveals, this glazed-over, dreamy and detached demeanour was at least partly a side effect of the industrial quantities of cognac and later the tranquilisers Lee used to calm her nerves. (Valium. Seconal. Quaaludes – Lee popped ‘em all, Valley of the Dolls-style). “The queen of self-medication”, one of Lee’s retinue calls her. (Like all self-respecting divas, Lee went everywhere surrounded by an entourage. When crossed she could be vicious towards her employees).

In terms of myriad spectacular health crises (both real and psychosomatic) Lee’s only rival was Elizabeth Taylor. She loved to regale journalists with a litany of her illnesses and operations. (In the index at the end of Is That All There Is?, there is a separate lengthy sub-section devoted to “medical issues of PL”). Also like Taylor, Lee struggled with her weight. She had always lived with a commitment to old-school Hollywood glamour. As she aged and grew increasingly corpulent, that sensibility eventually tipped-over into unintended high camp. Multiple cosmetic surgery procedures left Lee’s face weirdly taut and expressionless. In fact, she underwent so many facelifts her hairline deeply receded (her hair had already thinned due to years of bleaching); Lee compensated with towering ringlet-festooned bouffant wigs that looked spun from meringue.

From the sixties onwards Lee gradually resembled a blowsy brothel madam or a drag queen imitating Mae West. It’s this fleshy and mature baroque Peggy Lee of the immobile face and forgiving diaphanous caftans that nightclub female impersonators like Jim Bailey and Craig Russell embraced – and reportedly was the inspiration for Miss Piggy of The Muppets, whose original full name was “Miss Piggy Lee” until Lee understandably objected.

And yet in Gavin’s compassionate account Lee ultimately emerges as a durable and tenacious survivor – albeit a wobbly, deeply-flawed and fallible one. Lee may have frequently been a temperamental pain in the ass, but no one disputed her talent. No matter how tormented her life offstage, Lee never lost the ability to mesmerise an audience. Perennially unlucky in love, she channelled her romantic disappointment into her music. A restless and uncompromising control freak, she fought her record labels for creative autonomy and challenged the Disney empire when she felt short-changed over royalties for the songs she composed for the 1955 Lady and The Tramp soundtrack. Long before the era of the singer-songwriter made it commonplace Lee frequently wrote her own lyrics. More than most of her pre-rock contemporaries, she strove to challenge herself and remain modern and relevant into the turbulent youth-dominated music scene of the sixties and seventies by covering contemporary pop hits - even though she received scant acclaim for it at the time and it alienated her conservative older fans. In the tradition of Edith Piaf, her passionate drive to sing saw Lee determinedly continuing to perform well into old age long after she was physically ailing and confined to a wheelchair. In her youth Lee endured hostile audiences, demanding bandleaders and the kind of tough, grit-building setbacks and indignities it’s difficult to imagine today’s performers tolerating. All examples of the iron will that propelled the former Norma Deloris Egstrom, a round-faced and nondescript farm girl from hardscrabble Depression-era rural North Dakota into the upper echelons of the music industry.

Reese Witherspoon is reportedly in negotiation with Lee’s family to make a Peggy Lee biopic. Certainly Lee’s life and career warrant the kind of deluxe film treatment already afforded Johnny Cash, Ray Charles and Piaf. It will be interesting to see if the filmmakers do justice to the complex and volatile Peggy Lee.

Is That All There Is? The Strange Life of Peggy Lee by James Gavin [£19.99 hardback available now. Simon & Schuster UK]


Bonus material: Gavin makes a persuasive argument that Peggy Lee’s great unsung masterpiece is Mirrors, her 1975 album of art-y, twisted dark neo-cabaret songs. It absolutely bombed on initial release both critically and commercially, but has since been reappraised as a "lost" cult album. Certainly the mysterious “The Case of M J” – which sounds like an off-kilter nursery rhyme or lullaby – must be the eeriest and most disturbed / disturbing thing Lee ever recorded.  In her most benumbed and deadpan voice, Lee seems to be describing the psyche of a mental patient or childhood abuse victim. It’s genuinely spine-tingling and David Lynch-ian. Once heard, never forgotten. “How old were you when your father went away? How old were you when your father went away ... ?”

Saturday, 5 September 2015

Lobotomy Room at Fontaine's DJ Set List 28 August 2015



/ Ultra-twist like Jayne Mansfield - at Lobotomy Room! /

From the Facebook events page:

Revel in sleaze, voodoo and rock'n'roll - at LOBOTOMY ROOM!

Leave all sense of shame and propriety at the door - when LOBOTOMY ROOM returns to its new home, the subterranean Bamboo Lounge of East London Art Deco boîte de nuit Fontaine's! Friday 28 August 2015!

At last - a club night for the hillbilly beau monde! LOBOTOMY ROOM! Where sin lives! A punkabilly booze party! A spectacle of decadence for the permissive Continentally-minded! A Mondo Trasho evening of Beat, Beat Beatsville Beatnik Rock’n’Roll! Rockabilly Psychosis! Wailing Rhythm and Blues! Twisted Tittyshakers! Punk Cretin Hops! Kitsch! Exotica! Curiosities and other Weird Shit! Think John Waters soundtracks, or Songs The Cramps Taught Us, hosted by Graham Russell (of Dr Sketchy and Cockabilly notoriety). Expect desperate stabs from the jukebox jungle! Savage rhythms to make you writhe and rock!

Admission: FREE!

Lobotomy Room: Faster. Further. Filthier.

A tawdry good time guaranteed!


/ Twist, damn it, twist! Vicious 1964 sexploitation shocker Olga's Girls. See the sordid trailer here / 

Friday 28 August represented the third installment of my monthly Mondo Trasho punkabilly booze party Lobotomy Room (a club night to corrupt! Seething with intrigue! Where passion simmers and boils - waiting to explode!) at its new spiritual home / natural habitat, the basement Bamboo Lounge of Fontaine’s. It really felt like things were finally clicking into place. On a good rewarding night like this, doing a Lobotomy Room can feel like a shuddering nightmare of ecstasy.

One definite bonus: at last I’m using a venue with a properly functioning DVD player hooked-up to a big screen (Fontaine’s regularly hosts movie nights) and I can finally project rancid atomic-era vintage erotica while I DJ – an extra touch I’ve always yearned for! As well as sentimental favourites Varietease (1954) and Teaserama (1955) which feature burlesque icons like Tempest Storm, Bettie Page and cat-faced Lili St Cyr in their prime, I’ve added some more recent titillating acquisitions. No matter what I’m playing, the frantically go-go dancing ultra vixens like Lorna Maitland and Babette Bardot in Russ Meyer’s buxotic sexploitation masterpiece Mondo Topless (1966) seem to be shakin’ it in perfect time to the music. Later I pushed the envelope a bit (I waited until the end of the night when everyone was drunk and loosened-up) and stuck on a compilation of fifties and sixties beefcake homo porn from Bob Mizer’s Athletic Model Guild focusing on bad boys and hoodlums (think sailors, prisoners, black leather-jacketed bikers and juvenile delinquents). One for the connoisseurs of (reform school-tattooed) firm male flesh! Well-stuffed posing pouches a go-go! Some of the female attendees (and probably some of the males, too) were mesmerized by the homoerotic spectacle.

But most crucially of all - it was a genuinely wild, liquored-up and game-for-a-laugh crowd. 


/ Farewell to Yvonne Craig aka Batgirl /

I declared that this particular Lobotomy Room was in honour of the memory of actress Yvonne Craig (16 May 1937 - 17 August 2015) who’d died earlier in the month aged 78. In her acting career the beautiful former ballerina co-starred opposite Elvis Presley twice and played a sexy green-skinned alien girl in an episode of Star Trek - but Craig truly achieved immortality as Batgirl in the ultra-kitsch sixties Batman TV series. No one looked better in a sparkly purple catsuit. I cranked-up Link Wray’s twang-y version of the Batman theme tune LOUD in tribute to Yvonne Craig.  

Another perennial Lobotomy Room staple is the volatile royal couple of rhythm and blues Ike and Tina Turner. The September 2015 issue of Sight & Sound magazine boasts a fun wide-ranging interview with trash maestro John Waters in advance of the British Film Institute's comprehensive season of his films (It Isn’t Very Pretty ... The Complete Films of John Waters. 1 September – 6 October). Waters’ love of the tempestuous Turners is well-documented. In the article he recalls how as teenagers in sixties Baltimore he and Divine would attend Ike and Tina Turner Revue gigs when they came to town:
“I don’t care what anyone says, (Tina) was better when she was with him. I mean, I don’t blame her for leaving him, good for her, but ... We would see them at Unity Hall, it was a kind of working-class, blue-collar Union Hall. And they came in a broken-down green school bus with ‘Ike and Tina Revue’ painted on the side, like, hand-painted. And she looked like she did on the cover of ‘Dynamite’ [the Turners’ second album together released in 1963]: she had on a ratty wig, a mink coat, a moustache, springalotors, she did have a moustache. She was un-believe-ably great. And the Ikettes behind them were so great. It was a huge influence on Divine and I, Tina Turner. And I still love her. God knows, they could sing. They were unbelievable together. I saw them a couple times. And they’d sing “Don’t Play Me Cheap.” Oh my god ... she was an influence. More than anybody.”


/ Below: a selection of intimate and revealing photos from the night /

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/ My co-hostess for the evening was the high-maintenance and temperamental but adorable Lulu. Everyone made a fuss over her all night. I took this shot at the beginning of the night before anyone arrived yet. Lulu was locked away downstairs with me in the Bamboo Lounge while I was setting up and she was determined to go back upstairs to the main bar. (She’s not averse to making manipulative whimpering noises to get sympathy). Lulu is one strong-willed bitch! What a diva! /

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/ Gypsy and Lulu: I instructed Gypsy to channel those sixties paparazzi shots of Jayne Mansfield cavorting with her pet chihuahua /

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/ Pal (my fancy man) and Ruby Martin (aka the former burlesque danceuse Emerald Fontaine), the glamorous boss lady of Fontaine's /

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/ Louise (in the sequins on the right) and friend /

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/ Lobotomy Room attracts the crème de la crème of bad girls /

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/ This is my usual befuddled expression behind the DJ booth. (I'm bathed in lurid green Frankenstein lighting from the neon sign behind me) /

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/ Portuguese Mario and Danny /

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/ A glimpse into my DJ bag /

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/ Dance floor mayhem /

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/ Always the centre of attention: Lulu got around /

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/ Cheesecake glamour shot of Gypsy /

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/ Mario, Danny and I /

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/ Pal and Danny having an intense conversation /

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/ Not sure if I'm trying to snap my fingers beatnik-style or give the finger here /

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/ Gypsy apparently channeling Divine in Pink Flamingos /

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/ Gypsy and I at the end of the night /

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/ Gypsy, pink flamingo and I: are these The Filthiest People in London? /

Let's Go, Baby - Billy Eldridge
Tear Drops from My Eyes - Ruth Brown [played in error! But there are far worse songs to play by mistake]
Tough Bounce - The Fabulous Wailers
Killer - Sparkle Moore [rare "screaming" version]
The Coo - Wayne Cochran
Sweet Little Pussycat - Andre Williams
Eight Ball - The Hustlers
Eager Beaver Baby - Johnny Burnette
Beaver Shot - The Periscopes
Drummin' Up a Storm - Sandy Nelson
I'm a Bad, Bad Girl - Little Esther
I Was Born to Cry - Dion
Town without Pity - James Chance
Beatnik - The Champs
Bombora - The Original Surf-aris
Like a Rolling Stone - Mamie Van Doren
Stranger in My Own Home Town - Elvis Presley [x-rated version]
The Whip - The Originals
Ain't That Good? George Kelly and His Orchestra
Frenzy - The Hindus
I Wish I Were a Princess - Little Peggy Marsh
Monkey Bird - The Revels
Kismiaz - The Cramps
Misirlou - Martin Denny
Taita Inty (Virgin of the Sun God) - Yma Sumac
Uska Dara - Eartha Kitt
Night Scene - The Rumblers
Johnnie Lee - Faye Adams
Little Queenie - Bill Black's Combo
Sick and Tired - Lula Reed
I Learn a Merengue, Mama - Robert Mitchum
One Mint Julep - Sarah Vaughan
Go Calypso - Mamie Van Doren
Green Mosquito - The Tune Rockers
A Fool Such as I - The Earls of Suave
Fever - Nancy Sit
I Walk Like Jayne Mansfield - The 5,6,7,8s
That Makes It - Jayne Mansfield
The Flirt - Shirley and Lee
Rockin' the Joint - Esquerita
Goodbye So Long - Ike and Tina Turner
Uptown to Harlem - Johnny Thunders and Patti Palladin
Dangerous Lips - The Drivers
Taboo - The Shangaans
No Good Lover - Mickey and Sylvia
Your Groovy Self - Nancy Sintra
Save It - Mel Robbins
Jailhouse Rock - Judy Nylon
Scorpion - The Carnations
Hoy Hoy - The Collins Kids
Let's Have a Party - Wanda Jackson
Dragon Walk - The Noble Men
Twist Talk - Jack Hammer
Ultra Twist - The Cramps
Let's Twist Again - Johnny Hallyday
Twistin' the Night Away - Divine
Khrushchev Twist - Melvin Gayle
You're Driving Me Crazy - Dorothy Berry
Batman - Link Wray
Your Phone's Off the Hook - The Ramonetures
Breathless - X
Rock Around the Clock - The Sex Pistols
Heartbreak Hotel - Buddy Love
Little Girl - John and Jackie
Margaya - The Fender Four
Lucille - Masaaki Hirao
Big Bad Boss Beat - The Teen Beats
Woo Hoo - The Rock-A-Teens
Wipe Out - The Surfaris
Muleskinner Blues - The Fendermen
Shortnin' Bread - The Readymen
Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen
I Can't Believe What You Say - Ike and Tina Turner
Jim Dandy - Ann-Margret
Chicken Grabber - The Nite Hawks
How Much Love Can One Heart Hold? Joe Perkins and The Rookies
Whistle Bait - Larry Collins
One Hand Loose - Charlie Feathers
Somethin' Else - Sid Vicious
Deuces Wild - Link Wray
Fools Rush In - Ricky Nelson
Viva Las Vegas - Nina Hagen
Aphrodisiac - Bow Wow Wow
Blitzkreig Bop - The Ramonetures
Somebody Put Something in My Drink - The Ramones
Rip It Up - Little Richard
Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Tammy Wynette
It's a Gas - The Rumblers
Fist City - Loretta Lynn
Woman - Peggy Lee
Cry-baby - The Honey Sisters
Long Blonde Hair, Rose Red Lips - Johnny Powers
Juke Box Babe - Alan Vega
Roll with Me Henry - Etta James
The Girl Can't Help It - Little Richard
Love Me - The Phantom
Her Love Rubbed Off - Carl Perkins
C'mon Everybody - Sid Vicious
Sweetie Pie - Eddie Cochran
Dancin' with Tears in My Eyes - X
Strychnine - The Sonics
My Way - Nina Hagen
She Said - Hasil Adkins
Go Wild in the Country - Bow Wow Wow
Centurion - Intoxica
Beat Girl - ZZ und Der Maskers
I Only Have Eyes for You - The Flamingos

Further reading:

Read about all the previous antics at Lobotomy Rooms to date here,here,here,here,here,here,here, here, here, here, here and here!

Follow me on tumblr for all your putrid vintage sleaze, kitsch and homoerotic beefcake needs! A glimpse into my anguished psyche! NSFW and never will be!


See all the photos from the 28 August 2015 Lobotomy Room - uncut and uncensored - on flickr.

Most importantly ...



Attention, freaks! The next Lobotomy Room is Friday 25 September 2015! Facebook events page here.


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Thursday, 27 August 2015

Lobotomy Room at Fontaine's DJ Set List 31 July 2015

Barbara Valentin

/ Barbara Valentin (1940 - 2002) - the Austrian Jayne Mansfield and later frequent actress in Rainer Werner Fassbinder films  - in her sixties pin-up heyday /

From the Facebook events page:

Revel in sleaze, voodoo and rock'n'roll - at LOBOTOMY ROOM!

Leave all sense of shame and propriety at the door - when LOBOTOMY ROOM returns to its new home, the subterranean Bamboo Lounge of East London Art Deco boîte de nuit Fontaine's! Friday 28 August 2015!

At last - a club night for the hillbilly beau monde! LOBOTOMY ROOM! Where sin lives! A punkabilly booze party! A spectacle of decadence for the permissive Continentally-minded! A Mondo Trasho evening of Beat, Beat Beatsville Beatnik Rock’n’Roll! Rockabilly Psychosis! Wailing Rhythm and Blues! Twisted Tittyshakers! Punk Cretin Hops! Kitsch! Exotica! Curiosities and other Weird Shit! Think John Waters soundtracks, or Songs The Cramps Taught Us, hosted by Graham Russell (of Dr Sketchy and Cockabilly notoriety). Expect desperate stabs from the jukebox jungle! Savage rhythms to make you writhe and rock!

Admission: FREE!

Lobotomy Room: Faster. Further. Filthier.

A tawdry good time guaranteed!

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/ Ai chihuahua! Lobotomy Room flyer (starring cover girl Saint Jayne Mansfield) designed by Ego Rodriguez Illustration /

Blimey! Let’s just say the second half of summer 2015 has been tumultuous. I think I’ve aged five years in the past six weeks or so from sheer stress. In brief: from July onward there was a painful restructure period at work – and I was officially made redundant.  My overheads living alone in central London are high - not having a regular incoming wage is not an option! In a panic, I launched myself into job hunting and within a week of getting the traumatic news of my redundancy, I landed a new role somewhere else. (I just found out earlier today, in fact). Thank God after all this agonising and despair, I can finally go back to being superficial again!

Anyway, it means I didn’t get around to posting my usual lurid tell-all scene report for the July 2015 Lobotomy Room at Fontaine’s until now – the night before the 28 August 2015 one! As a result, this last-minute entry will be a quickie one short on words and heavy on pretty pictures. Normal service will resume soon! 

Lobotomy Room: 31 July 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Eric and I /

Lobotomy Room: 31 July 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Andrew and friend /

Lobotomy Room: 31 July 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Pal and Eric /

Lobotomy Room: 31 July 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Pal and I /

Lobotomy Room: 31 July 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Brazilian Oscar and his friend visiting from Chicago /

Lobotomy Room: 31 July 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Mal (as in the brains behind Cockabilly, DJ Mal Practice) and Pal /

Lobotomy Room: 31 July 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Dance floor mania /

Fever - Edith Massey
These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Mrs Mills
Treat Me Right - Mae West
Sheba - Johnny and The Hurricanes
Eight Ball - The Hustlers
Taboo - Red Garrison and His Zodiacs
Wimoweh - Yma Sumac
Monkey Bird - The Revels
Kismiaz - The Cramps
Bombora - The Original Surf-aris
Fever - Nancy Sit
Bop Pills - Macy "Skip" Skipper
Gunnin' for Peter - The Fabulous Wailers
Peter Gunn Locomotion - The Delmonas
Peter Gunn Twist - The Jesters
Twist Talk - Jack Hammer
Viens danser le twist - Johnny Hallyday
Here Comes the Bug - The Rumblers
Jukebox Babe - Alan Vega
Wiped-Out - The Escorts
No Good Lover - Mickey and Sylvia
Don't Be Cruel - Bill Black Combo
Jailhouse Rock - Judy Nylon
Intoxica - The Centurions
I'm a Woman - Peggy Lee
Little Ole Wine Drinker Me - Robert Mitchum
Dona Wanna - Wanda Jackson
Go Calypso - Mamie Van Doren
Margaya - The Fender Four
Johnny Lee - Faye Adams
It's a Gas - The Rumblers
Vampira - Bobby Bare
Goo Goo Muck - Ronnie and The Gaylads
Black Tarantula - Jody Reynolds
You're Driving Me Crazy - Dorothy Berry
Money Money - Big John Taylor
Where's My Money? Willie Jones
Welfare Cheese - Emanuel Laskey
The Flirt - Shirley and Lee
Tina's Dilemma - Ike and Tina Turner
I Love the Life I Live - Esquerita
Jim Dandy - Ann-Margret
Love Potion # 9 - Nancy Sit
Lucille - Masaaki Hirao
Rip It Up - Little Richard
How Much Love Can One Heart Hold? Joe Perkins and The Rookies
Rock A Hula Baby - Elvis Presley
Honolulu Rock'n'Roll - Eartha Kitt
Beat Girl - Adam Faith
Woo-Hoo - The Rock-A-Teens
I Walk Like Jayne Mansfield - The 5,6,7,8s
Suey - Jayne Mansfield
Pass the Hatchet - Roger and The Gypsies
Do You Remember Rock'n'Roll Radio? The Ramonetures
Let's Go, Baby - Billy Eldridge
Poor Little Baby - Billy Crash Craddock
Lover Boy - Gene Wyatt
Big Bad Boss Beat - The Teen Beats
Shortnin' Bread -The Readymen
Muleskinner Blues - The Fendermen
Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen
She Said - Hasil Adkins
Breathless - Arlie Neaville
Heartbreak Hotel - Buddy Love
Jailhouse Rock - Masaaki Hirao
Whistle Bait - Larry Collins
Jim Dandy - Sara Lee and The Spades
The Big Bounce - Shirley Caddell
Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Tammy Wynette
Boss - The Rumblers
Johnny Hit and Run Pauline - The Ramonetures
Year 1 - X
Fools Rush In - Ricky Nelson
You're the Devil in Disguise - Elvis Presley
Funnel of Love - Wanda Jackson
Rock-A-Bop - Sparkle Moore
Tongue Tied Gill - Charlie Feathers
Chicken Grabber - The Nite Hawks
Chicken Rock - Fat Daddy Holmes
Chicken - The Cramps
Rock Around the Clock - The Sex Pistols
The Swag - Link Wray
Blitzkreig Bop - The Ramonetures
We're a Happy Family - The Ramones
Viva Las Vegas - Nina Hagen
Female Trouble - The Melvins
I Stubbed My Toe - Bryan Legs Walker
Beat Party - Richie and The Squires
What Do You Think I Am? Ike and Tina Turner
I Got Stung - Elvis Presley
Crawfish - Johnny Thunders and Patti Palladin
Ain't That Lovin' You Baby? The Earls of Suave
Walk Like a Man - Divine
You Give Me Worms - Turbonegro
Pillowcase - The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Downtown - Mrs Mills

Further reading:

See the full album of all the photos from the July 2015 Lobotomy Room on flickr.

Read about all the previous Lobotomy Rooms to date here,here,here,here,here,here,here, here, here, here and here.

Follow me on tumblr for all your rancid vintage sleaze, kitsch and homo porn needs!














Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Cockabilly 28 July 2015 DJ Set List


/ Too Fast to Live, Too Young to Die. Photo via /

From the Cockabilly Facebook group:

Drag a comb through your quiff, swallow a fistful of bop pills and rock around the cock – at COCKABILLY!

COCKABILLY returns to the louche surroundings of The George & Dragon in Shoreditch on Tuesday 28 July 2015! Leather boys, gay greasers, cry-babies, prison wives and juvenile delinquents of all ages are welcome at Cockabilly - London’s only regular queer rockabilly night! With DJ Mal Nicholson and I spinning all your favourite rancid vintage sleaze classicks! Think rockabilly, rhythm and blues, surf, punk and tittyshakers!

The George & Dragon: 2-4 Hackney Road London E2 7NS

8-midnight

FREE


In his definitive literary statement, 1981’s Shock Value: A Tasteful Book about Bad Taste (which I revere as a sacred text), cult cinema’s Pope of Trash John Waters describes his early film Mondo Trasho (1969) as “a gutter film. “ (“It was filmed in alleys, gutters, Laundromats and deserted areas around Baltimore…”).



/ Embryonic young starlet Divine in her first starring role in Mondo Trasho (1969) /

In a similar vein, when I DJ at either Cockabilly or my own punkabilly booze party club night Lobotomy Room I endeavour to exhume and play the most rancid “gutter music” possible. Hopefully in my hour-long set at the July 2015 Cockabilly I succeeded.


As a friend of mine present pointed out (not entirely approvingly, I suspect!) “Your set got quite Country in the middle!” I've indeed recently re-visited and incorporated some old-school Country and Western tracks that I vividly remember from my seventies rural Quebec childhood. A particular strain of white trash / trailer park hillbilly Country music – the kind that conjures images of women with teased hair and frosted lipstick (think Karen Black as Rayette in Five Easy Pieces) lamenting about adultery, men with werewolf sideburns and big cowboy belt buckles crying into their beers at neon-lit honky tonks – is part of my musical DNA. I definitely recall my mother singing along to Loretta Lynn’s tough-talking 1968 single “Fist City”, in which the earthy no-nonsense coalminers daughter threatens some tramp to steer clear of her man. “If you don’t want to go to Fist City / You’d better detour around my town / ‘Cause I’ll grab you by the hair of the head and I’ll lift you offa the ground!” Lynn warns her would-be rival.




/ There's an even better clip of Tammy Wynette belting out "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad" (sporting a beehive wig, sequinned mini-dress and go-go boots) on Youtube, but whoever posted it disabled embedding, damn it! So watch it here instead /

“Your Good Girl’s Gonna Go Bad”, meanwhile, is the title track of the 1967 début album of Lynn’s contemporary Tammy Wynette. In a variation of the Kitty Wells Country & Western standard “It Wasn't Go Who Made Honky Tonk Angels”, the bouffant-haired First Lady of Country casts herself as a virtuous Christian housewife who’s “never seen the inside of a barroom / Or listened to a jukebox all night long” vowing to become a hardened bar stool mama if it wins back her straying husband. “I'll even learn to like the taste of whiskey,” Wynette wails over rousing quasi-rocabilly guitar twangs (there's a sob trapped in her voice, even on a defiant and sassy number like this). “In fact, you'll hardly recognize your wife / I'll buy some brand new clothes and dress up fancy /For my journey to the wilder side of life.”

A journey to the wilder side of life – that’s the Cockabilly way.


Your Phone's off the Hook - The Ramonetures
Let's Go, Baby - Billy Eldridge
Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad - Tammy Wynette
It's a Gas - The Rumblers
Goodbye So Long - Ike and Tina Turner
Money, Money - Big John Taylor
Where's My Money? Willie Jones
Wiped-Out - The Escorts
Love Potion # 9 - Nancy Sit
Jailhouse Rock - Judy Nylon
Little Darlin' - Masaaki Hirao
Big Bad Boss Beat - The Teen Beats
I'm a Woman - Peggy Lee
Chicken Grabber - The Nite Hawks
Sweet Little Pussycat - Andre Williams
Vesuvius - The Revels
Fist City - Loretta Lynn
Year 1 - X
Rock the Hula - Elvis Presley
Honolulu Rock'n'Roll - Eartha Kitt
Here Comes the Bug - The Rumblers
Viens danser le twist - Johnny Hallyday
That Makes It - Jayne Mansfield
I Wish I Were a Princess - Little Peggy March
Somethin' Else - The Sex Pistols
Viva Las Vegas - Nina Hagen
Twistin' the Night Away - Divine
The Girl Can't Help It - Little Richard
Cretin Hop - The Ramonetures

Lobotomy Room: 31 July 2015 at Fontaine's

/ The twisted minds behind Cockabilly: Mal (on the right) and I at my Lobotomy Room club night at Fontaine's on Friday 31 July 2015 /

Further reading:

Read all about the sordid antics at previous Cockabillies here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here,  here, here, here, here, here, here and here. 

Follow my tumblr blog (also called Bitterness Personified) for all your retro, kitsch and vintage homo porn needs!



A nice appreciation of the irresistibly kitsch vintage homoerotic art of illustrator George Quaintance (1902-1957) cropped up on the Dangerous Minds blog today. Read it here. Quaintance is definitely a precursor of Tom of Finland and would appear to be an influence on the campy queer vision of French artists Pierre et Gilles. One of the most popular pics I’ve ever posted on tumblr is Quaintance’s painting “Shore Leave.”

I'm next guest DJ'ing on Sunday 16 August 2015 at the free all-day Elvis-o-Rama tribute event A Date with Elvis in Shoreditch. See the Facebook events page for details. If you're London-based, why not come and wriggle and cavort like Ann-Margret in Viva Las Vegas?

And finally: my next putrid punkabilly booze party Lobotomy Room club night in the basement Bamboo Lounge of Fontaine's is Friday 28 August 2015! Revel in sleaze, voodoo and rock'n'roll at Lobotomy Room! In the meantime, read about the June 2015 one here.


/ Lobotomy Room flyer (of Jayne Mansfield and chihuahua) by Ego Rodriguez Illustrations /

Sunday, 12 July 2015

Lobotomy Room at Fontaine's DJ Set List 26 June 2015


/ Flyer cover girl: Jayne Mansfield and chihuahua. Artwork by Ego Rodriguez Illustration /

From the Facebook events page:

Leave all sense of shame and propriety at the door - when LOBOTOMY ROOM returns to its new home, the subterranean Bamboo Lounge of opulent Art Deco vice palace Fontaine’s!

At last - a club night for the hillbilly beau monde! LOBOTOMY ROOM! Where sin lives! A punkabilly booze party! A spectacle of decadence for the permissive Continentally-minded! A Mondo Trasho evening of Beat, Beat Beatsville Beatnik Rock’n’Roll! Rockabilly Psychosis! Wailing Rhythm and Blues! Twisted Tittyshakers! Punk Cretin Hops! Kitsch! Exotica! Curiosities and other Weird Shit! Think John Waters soundtracks, or Songs The Cramps Taught Us, hosted by Graham Russell (of Dr Sketchy and Cockabilly notoriety). Expect desperate stabs from the jukebox jungle! Savage rhythms to make you writhe and rock!

Lobotomy Room: Faster. Further. Filthier.

A tawdry good time guaranteed!

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

This represented the debut Lobotomy Room at what should hopefully be its permanent new home - the bijou Art Deco surroundings of Fontaine’s cocktail lounge in Dalston! (OK, the Dalston/Stoke Newington border if you want to be pedantic).  The place is exquisite: so frou frou and chi chi it feels like you’re inside a silver-and-blue 1930s jewellery box. Glancing around, you half expect Jean Harlow to sashay in at any moment and order a Tom Collins at the bar.


Bestival 2012 008

/ A shot I snapped of Emerald Fontaine in action at the Time for Tease tent at Bestival in 2012 /

The boss woman behind Fontaine’s is Miss Ruby Martin, who I first encountered in the Dr Sketchy days when she used to bump and grind as a burlesque showgirl under the show biz name Emerald Fontaine. (We bonded over our shared mania for everything John Waters). Ruby has a great eye for luxe details: who knew I’d ever wind up DJ’ing at a place with candles, fresh flowers and silver-painted palm trees? She even provided me with my own lit-up pink flamingo in the DJ booth for extra-filthy Divine inspiration. If everything goes according to plan, I’ll be there in the air-conditioned darkened womb of Fontaine's basement Bamboo Lounge the last Friday of every month for the rest of 2015. Watch your step coming down those steps after a few drinks! Just think – I’ll be dragging this impeccably elegant cocktail lounge down to my level!

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ DJ'ing isn't a terribly photogenic thing: me at work /

The Lobotomy Room re-launch was a bit more low-key (as in: sparsely-attended!) than I ideally would have liked. It coincided with the weekend of Pride and Glastonbury – who knows? But the elite group of Lobotomy Room stalwarts (and some new faces) present were hip, enthusiastic - and most importantly danced to my putrid selections of musical vintage sleaze. Onwards and upwards! The latest incarnation of Lobotomy Room is off to a promising start.  


Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ The bartenders in the Bamboo Lounge - intoxicating in more ways than one /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Christopher (aka Christophina) and Abigail /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ The Portuguese contingent /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Dance-floor revelers /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Sarah, Lauren, Christophina and Abigail /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ The Chet Baker de nos jours - Danny Mcvey /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Charlie and Sarah /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Lauren /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Bad Girls Go to Hell: Lauren and Sarah - The Women of Lobotomy Room /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Me (and pink flamingo) behind the DJ booth /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Sarah, Lauren and Christophina /

Lobotomy Room 26 June 2015 at Fontaine's

/ Lauren and Christophina - aka blues-punk duo Spanking Machine /

Taboo - The Shangaans
Der Karibische Western - Lydia Lunch
High Wall - The Fabulous Wailers
Tough Chick - The Rockbusters
La Sorella Di Cristina - Andrea Tosi
Voodoo Dreams / Voodoo - Les Baxter
Xtabay (Lure of the Unknown Love) - Yma Sumac
Misirlou - Bob Kames
Monkey Bird - The Revels
Kismiaz - The Cramps
Quiet Village - Martin Denny
Fever - Edith Massey
These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Mrs Miller
Mamie's Place - Bing Day
One Mint Julep - Sarah Vaughan
Mama Looka Boo Boo - Robert Mitchum
Go Calypso - Mamie Van Doren
One Monkey Don't Stop No Show - Big Maybelle
Ain't That Good? George Kelly and Orchestra
Twist Talk - Jack Hammer
Boots - Nero and The Gladiators
Egg Man - Edith Massey
Beatnik - The Champs
I Will Follow Him - Little Peggy March
Intoxica - The Centurions
Bombora - The Original Surfaris
Fever - Nancy Sit
Jailhouse Rock - Masaaki Hirao
That's Why I'm Asking - Carl Dobkins Jr with Lew Douglas, His Orchestra and Chorus
I Want Your Love - The Cruisers
I Got Stung - Elvis Presley
Adult Books - X
Wiped-Out - The Escorts
I Live the Life I Love - Esquerita
Johnny Lee - Faye Adams
Raging Sea - Gene Maltais
Poor Little Baby - Billy Crash Craddock
Let's Have a Party - Wanda Jackson
Deuces Wild - Link Wray
Bop Pills - Macy Skipper
One Hand Loose - Charlie Feathers
Love Me - The Phantom
Woodpecker Rock - Nat Couty and The Braves
She Said - Hasil Adkins
I Stubbed My Toe - Bryan "Legs" Walker
Whistle Bait - Larry Collins
Jim Dandy - Sara Lee and The Spades
C'mon Everybody - Sid Vicious
Breathless - X
Do You Remember Rock'n'Roll Radio? The Ramonetures
Comin' Home, Baby - The Delmonas
Motorcycle Maniac - Bobby Warren
Harley Davidson - Brigitte Bardot
Hot Pearl Snatch - The Cramps
Lightning's Girl - Nancy Sinatra
Cretin Hop - The Ramones
Woo-hoo - The Rock-A-Teens
I Walk Like Jayne Mansfield - The 5,6,7,8s
That Makes It - Jayne Mansfield
Here Comes the Bug - The Rumblers
Muleskinner Blues - The Fendermen
Shortnin' Bread - The Readymen
Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen 
Rock Around the Clock - The Sex Pistols
Johnny Hit and Run Pauline - The Ramonetures
Nausea - X
Margaya - The Fender Four
Woman - Peggy Lee
Lucille - Masaaki Hirao
The Girl Can't Help It - Little Richard
Sweetie Pie - Eddie Cochran
Fools Rush In - Ricky Nelson
Devil in Disguise - Elvis Presley
Dance with Me, Henry - Ann-Margret
What Do You Think I Am? Ike and Tina Turner
Wipe-Out - The Surfaris
How Much Love Can One Heart Hold? Joe Perkins and The Rookies
Killer - Sparkle Moore
Money, Money - Big John Taylor
Where's My Money? Willie Jones
Welfare Cheese - Emanuel Laskey
Party Lights - Claudine Clark
Heartbreak Hotel - Buddy Love
Female Trouble - The Melvins
Last Call for Whiskey - Choker Campbell
Breathless - Arlie Neaville
Cocktails for Two - Cliff Duphiney
My Way - Nina Hagen



Further reading:

Read about all the previous Lobotomy Rooms to date here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

Follow me on tumblr for all your rancid kitsch and homoerotic vintage sleaze needs!

See the rest of the photos from this Lobotomy Room on my flickr page.

Read some rave reviews for Fontaine's here and here.

Remember: the next Lobotomy Room at The Bamboo Lounge of Fontaine's is Friday 31 July 2015. Carve the date into your flesh!